I like staying in hotels.

But every once in awhile, you get a little punk manager who thinks he can bolster his revenue numbers by charging you a cleaning fee on some bullshit little thing. And when you talk to him on the phone, you can tell he's lying about what he's charging for because he's not smart enough to keep his story straight but he's just barely smart enough to know that if he just keeps denying that he's lying no matter what, then you'll eventually stop because the agreement you sign when you walk into a hotel makes a cleaning fee mostly at their discretion.

Good luck bro. If you're willing to lie but you're not smart enough to keep your story straight after 30 seconds of conversation, then I'm sure you've got a future in front of you.