Why Dota 2 Community Is The Best Gaming Community Out There.

What the fuck are you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know, I finished my class vertex in the Navy Seals, and I have participated in numerous secret raids against al-Qaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed kills. I trained in the gorilla war, and I top sniper in all US armed forces. You never anything for me, but just one more goal. I will destroy you fuck with precision, the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Do you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, you bastard. As we speak I speak to my secret network of spies across the US and your IP is traced now, so you better prepare for the storm, the larva. The storm that destroys a pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, baby. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways, and it is only with their bare hands. Moreover, I have been actively practicing in the melee, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I will use it to the fullest, to destroy your sorry ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If you only knew what an ugly reckoning your little "smart" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would spend your fucking language. But you could not, you did not, and now you pay the price, you damned idiot. I'll be furious to shit all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, baby.

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